Dil ke theatre me poori kahani meri thi, Tumne intermission me hi ticket faad diya. 💔

"Ibn-e-adam paanch waqton ki namaz padhi nhi jaati aur nikal padhte ho chaar shaadiyon ki sunnat puri krne...

Pareshan itna karenge ki tum soch mein pad jaaoge ki galti kiski thi

Irada tha WhatsApp ko alvida kehne ka, magar settings ke jungle me woh option hi kho gaya 😅

Wah re zamane ke thekedaaron, billi ko chuhe ka chowkidar bana diya! Aaj ka ladka char biwiyon ka bhar utha sakta hai, par dusra nikaah bola nahi ki fatwa taiyaar iski niyat kharab hai. Aur purane Peer-Waliyon ke 6-7 nikaah? Waha to sar jhuka ke tasleem. Doglapan ka chashma sabse mehanga bikta hai.

Bahu ka pallu sar se utra to sanskar chale gaye, aur sasu ma nighty me bazaar ghume to fashion ho gaya 😂

Dhoop toh bas badnaam hai garmi ke liye, asli aag toh un logo ke seene mein hai jo andar hi andar sulagte rehte hai.

मैं ब्रांड का Original हूँ, तू है सस्ती Copy......... तेरे Filter से ज़्यादा, मेरी Smile है Snappy...