Niket KumarCreator
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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तू इंसान है, फिर भी समझता नहीं हाल मेरा, मैं मोबाइल हूँ—फिर भी रखता हूँ ख़याल तेरा!
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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हम हँसते रहे ताकि दुनिया को ख़बर न हो, दिल रोता रहा—उसे भी लगा हम बेख़बर हैं।
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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हँसते-हँसते दिल ने ये राज़ बताया, तू दूर गया तो आँसू ने साथ निभाया।
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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दिल तोड़कर वो बोले, “मज़ाक कर रहा था यार,” हम भी हँस पड़े—आँसू छुपाने का हुनर जो था शानदार!
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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तेरी मुस्कान से ही रोशन मेरी हर सुबह होती है, तू पास न भी हो, तो तेरी मौजूदगी महसूस होती है।
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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Arz kiya hai, Dost tum samose jaise ho, Thode tedhe, thode garam, Par andar se ekdum naram.
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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Dosti teri aisi hai, Jaise Wifi free ka jaisa hai, Dikhti sabko hai, milti kisi kisi ko hai.
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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Tumse milke dil ko sukoon sa milta hai, Tum bin jeena bhi junoon sa lagta hai.
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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Humne dil ka haal likh diya, Tumne seen karke rakh diya.
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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Shayari to sab padh lete hain chori chori, Comment karne me jaan nikalti hai thodi thodi.
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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Humne to lafz likhe the dil se, Tum ek comment tak na kar sake.
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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Ishq tera ek ajeeb sa imtihan hai, Dil har roz pass ho jata hai, par khud ko hi hairan kar jata hai.
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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Tere ishq ne dil ko aisi kitaab bana diya, Jise har roz padhne se bhi naya lagta hai.
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · One-liner
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Amazon delivery wale ne call karke pucha, "Sir, aapka exact address kya hai?" Maine bola—"Pahad ke pichhe wala tambu, jahan shaam ko dhuan uthta hai!"
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Punchline
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Taaron ki chhaon mein tambu laga ke rehne ka alag hi maza hai, Bas jab Wi-Fi ke signal nahi aate, tab lagta hai ye koi saza hai.
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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चेहरा मासूम, दिमाग शैतान, और जेब हमेशा परेशान— यही है हमारी पूरी पहचान! 😄
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · One-liner
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हम इतने शरीफ हैं कि झगड़ा भी प्यार से करते हैं, पहले बोलते हैं—“भाई, बुरा मत मानना,” फिर पूरी कहानी सुना देते हैं! 😄
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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हम पढ़ने बैठे थे बड़े अरमान से, किताब खुली और नींद आ गई सम्मान से! 😂
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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तुम्हारी याद में हम रातभर जागते हैं, फिर सुबह उठकर खुद से ही भागते हैं। मोहब्बत तो सच्ची है तुमसे, बस नींद के आगे रोज़ हार जाते हैं! 😴😂
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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चाँद भी फीका लगता है तेरे नूर के सामने, फूल भी शर्मा जाएँ तेरे गुरूर के सामने। तू बस एक बार मुस्कुरा दे अगर, हम पूरी ज़िंदगी गुज़ार दें तेरे नाम के सामने।
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · One-liner
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“Arre dada, tumhari harkat dekh ke toh thana bhi bol raha hai—isko andar karo!”
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · One-liner
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“Asli dost woh hai jo tumhe tumse door nahi, tum tak wapas laaye”
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Quote
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“Waqt badla toh logon ke chehre nahi, unki niyat dikhne lagi"
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · One-liner
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“Mera talent sirf itna hai ki main kaam ko kal par bahut confidence se taal deta hoon”
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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“Humse jalne wale bhi kamaal hain, mehfil unki hoti hai aur zikr hamara”
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Quote
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“Khamoshi meri kamzori nahi, bas har baat ka jawab dena zaroori nahi”
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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“Woh paas ho ya door, farq itna sa hai, dil ke sabse kareeb wahi shakhs hai.”
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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Ek nazar teri, aur hum sab kuch bhula baithe, tu awaaz de bas, hum har dehleez laangh aayein
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · One-liner
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“Kabhi-kabhi hum kisi ko khona nahi chahte, bas unka badal jaana bardasht nahi kar paate"
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · One-liner
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“Pyaar karo, lekin password share karne ki galti mat karo"
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · One-liner
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“Relationship status single hai, par overthinking committed hai"
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · One-liner
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“Pyaar mein sabr rakho… online hoke reply na dena bhi ek kala hai"
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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“Kuch log zindagi mein aate nahi, seedha zindagi ban jaate hain”
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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“Pyaar usse nahi kehte jo duniya ko dikhaya jaaye, pyaar woh hai jo chupke se nibhaya jaaye"
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · One-liner
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“Single hoon, lekin meri expectations shaadi-shuda aadmi jaisi hain”
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · One-liner
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“Mohabbat mein logic nahi hota, bas last seen check karne ki aadat hoti hai”
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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“Woh meri nahi hai, phir bhi uski fikr karna meri daily habit hai”
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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Ishq tera ek ajeeb sa imtihan hai, Dil har roz pass ho jata hai, par khud ko hi hairan kar jata hai
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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Ishq ki daastaan adhoori si lagti hai bina tere, Jaise koi kitaab ho jiska aakhir ka panna hi gum ho gaya ho
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- Niket KumarCreator@kniket821 · · Shayari
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Ishq ka junoon alag cheez hai, Par low-battery pe koi bhi diljalaa ban jaata hai
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