PANDA (enthusiastic): Waiter! I’d like the bamboo lasagna, extra crunchy, with a side of honey-dipped bamboo fries!
WAITER (puzzled): Um, sir, we only serve human food here. Perhaps… a salad?
PANDA (offended): Salad?! Do I look like a rabbit to you? I’m a panda, not a carrot connoisseur!
WAITER: Of course, sir. (flipping through the menu) How about our famous “Panda’s Special” — a honey-glazed bamboo stick with a fortune cookie?
PANDA: Ah! Now we’re talking! And make it snappy — I’ve got a forest to nap in after this.
WAITER (nervously nodding): Right away, sir! (exits)
PANDA (muttering Sponsored
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