If you marry one girl she will fight with you, but if you marry two girls, they will fight for you 🤪

Lungs 🫁 be like 🗣️ Smokers worrying about dark lips.

My status isn't my truth, it's just my mood picking the caption.

NEET fee: ₹1700+ Result: "Better luck next time." Refund: 404 Not Found. 🤣

Paid 1700 for the exam, got a free lesson in disappointment. Refund? That page doesn't exist. 🤣

They won’t understand—they’re busy worshipping male ego, and the rest of us are left waiting 😤 God knows why.

This world is crowded with “double-faced” hybrids, smiling twice and speaking once.

Me: I love my life ❤️ My life: Love you? Nah… we’re on a “friendly” setting only 🙃