Boss: Why are you late? Me: Traffic. Boss: You work from home. Me: Furniture traffic, sir. My bed didn't let me go.

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

Me: "How to get my NEET fees back?" Google: "Did you mean: accept your fate and start studying again?" 🤣

What’s the secret sauce of curiosity?

My bank balanse and my happiness... both misssing. 💸😭

I'm a jack of all talents, master of none. 🤣

I'm not lazy, I'm just on power‑saving mode. 🔋😆

I'm not lazy, I'm just on power‑saving mode. 🔋😆